Monday, 4 February 2013

Brian IS God

Brian Cox is such a klutz! Last week he couldn't spit into a test-tube, this time he kept dropping tiny ear bones. Got a brain bigger than a banker's bonus yet he still messes up.
Nobody cares. What a marvel! Somehow he gets through the fog and shows how life started on this planet. So complex, yet to him, so simple. God knows how you live with a brain like that. Probably why he travels such a lot. Have to feel as stupid as a slug, married to him.
He was a bit slow to suss that alligator though. You've got teeth Brian, but his are bigger. Nearly had you there lad! It's just what we all think very brainy people are like. Brilliant at the clever stuff, head high in the clouds while the backside's on fire. They could edit out the clumsy bits but they don't, because it makes him look human. Otherwise we'd all guess the truth - he IS god.

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