Cheryl's a lovely lass and one of God's own folk - but she's not overburdened with brains is she? Hardly the sharpest to marry a tool like Cole, but to have Mrs C tattooed on her neck - to quote Siralan "what woz you finking of Cheryl?" It's really not a good move is it to carry the name of your ex on your skin to the grave. Not cool, would you say?
And Johnny Depp's apparently got Winona Forever on his bicep, which might make Vannessa his wife wince a bit. Just shows how daft we get when in love. Do stuff we wouldn't dream of otherwise. Even the scientists say it's only one step from insanity.
Makes sense when you think of what this love lark is all about. The whole sex thing is completely bonkers to anyone under ten. They can not get their heads around it at all. Let's face it, you'd have to be a bit mad, really, wouldn't you?
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