Tuesday, 22 January 2013

Dead Show Stopper

"What shall we do on holiday? Let's go see some corpses - there's a new one out!" Can't wait to get over to North Korea to see what a lovely job they have done on Kim Jong 11. He's looking really well, for a dead man.
Some of the first people to see him lying in state were tourists, many of them on their third laid-out leader. Mummies, the lot of them, but so much better than the brown, shrivelled, Egyption things you see in the British Nuseum.
 Mr Kim - or is it Jong? has a slight blush to his cheeks, as though he slept lightly, instead of dying of a heart attack in December 2011. They took their time with him, and you have to say, it shows.
Visitors must  pass through jets of air to get rid of any dust. Brit Richie Fenner thinks it's a small price to pay. He said: "I've been to Mao's and Lenin's mausoleums and this is a lot better." I'm happy for him, I'm sure the dead hate to disappoint.

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