"What shall we do on holiday? Let's go see some corpses - there's a
new one out!" Can't wait to get over to North Korea to see what a lovely
job they have done on Kim Jong 11. He's looking really well, for a dead
man.
Some of the first people to see him lying in state were
tourists, many of them on their third laid-out leader. Mummies, the lot
of them, but so much better than the brown, shrivelled, Egyption things
you see in the British Nuseum.
Mr Kim - or is it Jong? has a
slight blush to his cheeks, as though he slept lightly, instead of dying
of a heart attack in December 2011. They took their time with him, and
you have to say, it shows.
Visitors must pass through jets of air
to get rid of any dust. Brit Richie Fenner thinks it's a small price to
pay. He said: "I've been to Mao's and Lenin's mausoleums and this is a
lot better." I'm happy for him, I'm sure the dead hate to disappoint.
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