Just learned that moustaches are the big new thing - not got one? Get
a transplant! Life really isn't fair is it? Guys from the Middle East
are flocking to have their upper lips furnished at a cost of four grand,
while their hairy women hide behind a burkha.
Sad fact is that
sultry lovelies always have a problem with face follicles. They divvy up
a fortune on skin creams that burn like hell fire and don't always
work. How do I know? Well been there, done that. Even blondes get a bit
tufty when the extra testosterone kicks in, somewhere around the mid
forties.
One day it's all dewy smooth, and the next, well, you get
the message. Even fair hairs get all stiff and scratchy. And there are
the blokes, getting fat, wrinkly and grey and celebrating their 'taches.
Happy to fork out a fortune for a pair of handlebars last seen on the
butcher boy's bike. It's not right, it's not fun but that's life ladies.
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