Saturday, 27 April 2013

You'd Laugh If It Wasn't So Sad

Two little tales along the lines of " How daft can you get? One tragic, the other, just plain bonkers. Lets start with that last one.  A supermarket has taken bags of nuts off its shelves because they contain - nuts. Anyone can see they are nuts. Full view, no doubt about it, they are definitely nuts. Doesn't say so on the packaging so - bin the lot, just in case some nutrter with an allergy decides to try one and see.
The other story concerns a pour soul who doused himself in petrol and threatened to strike a match. Police arrived to find the 32-year-old very agitated. What did they do? Tasered him. The ensuing fireball was a surprise to no one, except perhaps the dim-witted plods.
The guy was in his garden at thye time. Was there not a hose handy ? Could have doused him, washed off some of the petrol? At any rate a lit match would have been a no no. Instead, an electric taser. We are at the top of the food chain, the highest form of intelligence on this planet. Makes you wonder.
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