Silly little wannabe Natalie Rooney! Wayne may not be a looker but nobody doubts his talent. His 19-yea-old cousin loses out on both counts. The curvy blonde was featured in Channel 4's The Ugly Face of Beauty - but it wasn't her face they were interested in.
Natalie wants the biggest boobs in Britain and this was her second operation to buy them. Just throw in a bit of liposuction while you're on! All for a size 8 girl who could drop that fat running around the block.
Proud mum stood by as this troubled teenager risked her life. The TV reporter seemed more anxious than the girl's closest relative. Dim's the word. And dosh. She's decided football baps are her ticket to world of the rich and famous. Wayne's world. It worked for Jordan after all.
Difference is that Jordan is a marketing genius. Selling herself is what she does best. Natalie seems like a stupid. spoilt little girl with nothing to offer but her youth and that far too soon over.
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