Cut Tax to Fight Fat

A guy who doesn't smoke, do drugs or get drunk is going to tell us all how to be healthy and give up our bad habits. Very good luck with that sir !
Duncan Selbie is a Scot, getting £180,000 a year as the new head of Public Health England. He knows what makes us ill and costs the NHS millions. It's the fags, booze, doughnuts and lack of exercise.
We must cut the lot out, right now. So he can justify his fabulous salary. Will it work? Nope, no chance. Why? Because we are all so deeply miserable, that's why. With nothing to look forward to, no hope that things will get better, we drink and eat and take comfort from small things, because the big stuff, like a home of our own or a decent job, are well out of reach.
Happiness makes us healthier. People in love lose weight, food is the last thing on their minds. They don't get wellied every night either. Sad people do.
So I say scrap the new PHE, tell the banks and the tax man to give us our money back and see how we all start to feel, so, so much better.