Thursday, 21 March 2013

Not Buying The Boob Ban

Boobs are out! Cut the cleavage, shove those puppies away, breasts are certainly not best say the fashion police. It's the Frigid Spinster look instead, high necks, cardies and bless us all - Peter Pan collars.
Let's tell it like it is -  nobody older than five  looks good in a Peter Pan collar. That's just stating facts. Anyone with a bit of chest looks like she's depressed. Out of a job or passed over for promotion. Hiding away, trying not to be noticed, wishing she was five again.
It's not that we want to go all Stella McCartney, with her open to the crotch with nothing underneath look. That doesn't work either, if you have anything more than a 32A.
Blame the recession. Women cover up in down times. Probably good, if flashing a pair of  hessian sacks is your thing. Not nice at all. But a nice, smooth, milky white pair in a bit of lace? When did they  fail to make the grade?

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