Stay out of a young man's sex life. It's a good rule, but one I'm
prepared to break for beautiful, sexy athlete Louis Smith. He of Olympic
and Strictly fame. A man of many parts and all of them gorgeous.
He
wants a wife. Here's my advice - get your mum to choose for you. That
sounds weird to me too, but hold on. Louis is a lovely bloke, whose body
had even old hack John Snow on Channel 4 News drooling. Completely
flummoxed by so much male beauty Snow was lost for words. Fabulously
funny.
Louis is a simple soul who is grateful for his gifts and
visits schools to tell other kids that a poor start in a one-parent
family need not hold you back. Listening to his mum, who told him: " Be
sensible. Get a roof over your head," he bought himself a house instead
of a Ferrari. He's 24 now and wants the next woman in his life to be the
one who gives him the family he craves.
So get your mum to choose
for you Louis. Let her vet 'em and eject 'em until she finds one she is
happy with and you will be happy too. It's not advice I would give to
my son, but for you, it's the best. She already gets your bathroom
products for you, let her get you a babe too and you won't be
disappointed. Sometimes mum's really do know best.
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