Run boys run! Here's a story to scare the bejasus out of you. Scientists have found a new contraceptive - the microwave! Blast a man's bits for a few seconds and he can't produce the goods for six months. DO NOT try this at home! As if you would.
It works on rats. The good news is it seems to be entirely reversible, just pop along every few months, warm the balls up in something like a mini-hot tub and Bob's your uncle though not your dad.
Have they thought this thing through? It might work for the boffins of the University of North Carolina but is your average bloke up for it? They say the new sperm are unaffected at the end of treatment - but are they, really? Do you want some par-boiled wriggly things messing with your eggs of a morning? Sounds like sci-fi to me.
Do the boy bits glow in the dark - we should be told. Could add a whole new meaning to "Do you want the light on or off?" How many women would believe a man who said: "I've had 30 seconds on full-power!" I might just be be looking at a take-away, they'll think.
He'd have to wear a special bracelet. Just so you know. Then it's either,"Brilliant, let's go for it!" or "You know what? I"d rather have a Mars bar"
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