Britain is bust - how about Norway? They seem to have it all, including the most beautiful women. Apparently Norwegian women are snapped up by the dating site Beautifulpeople.com. Three quarters of applications are accepted.
Seems Norway's got a lot going for it. Water and wind provide all of their electricity and they are the third largest exporter of oil on earth. Stayed out of the EEC so sitting pretty, thanks.
Makes you want to spit. Here we are, shoving on another jumper because the bills break us out in a cold sweat, totally fed up with the cuts and facing strikes by everyone from the bin men to doctors. Not much dancing in the streets.
Hang on though. Beer costs a fortune out there, it's dark, they spawned that bloke who went about shooting 69 teenagers for fun and their best-known artist painted The Scream. He wasn't happy was he? As for the women, a quarter were still consigned to the dog house. Norway no way.
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