How Not to Get Old is a Channel 4 programme. Not being born is one way - who'd willingly choose the other? So, the idea is to sell the gullible dubious treatments for silly money.
Take the guy who paid £1,000 to have his face frozen. He got £600 worth of moisturiser, but at Boots you'd need a truck to take that lot away. He had a small box.
Then the poor woman with no teeth. Nice enough face, except they kept telling her it was hollow. It wasn't. She ended up with a fantastic smile and two tennis balls in her cheeks. She looked like my Staffie Marley when he's being greedy with his toys. It's not a great look on him, it was horrific on her. And if they slip...
I can understand why she went in for it and the teeth were amazing. It's just that these beauty types never know when to stop, do they?
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