Worst job in the world? One of Santa's elves, Doesn't seem likely, what with all the extra pressies on the side, courtesy of all the naughty boys. But Santa's gone soft. He's scared of swine flu. So in the States the elves have been told to weed out the sniffly ones from the queue.
Are they serious? Try telling a mum who's been putting up with broken nights that her kid can't see Santa because he isn't well enough. She will put that elf in hospital, guaranteed.
Seems swine flu is an occupational hazard. Get over yourself big man because folk will stop believing and then where will you be.
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