Tuesday 12 January 2010

Mrs Robinson and Thomas Cook

So, how bad was the sex that Mrs Robinson went for a 20-year-old? We get a lot of them here, having one in the house. Buff they might be, great fun certainly, but for a lady of experience to find one beddable does require a lot of reading between the sheets. All that trauma aired on TV too. What happened to dignified silence?
We are having trouble with Mr Thomas Cook after spending two days snowed up at Gatwick. He doesn't want to pay up or give us a swap after we lost two days of a week's holiday. Blaming the weather isn't good enough when the airport was open, but everyone goes a bit bovine when herded together like that. It's like one spark would ignite the lot, so we all just wait, and wait, and wait. And the fibs!!! But we are not through with Mr Cook yet...

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