Babies' foreskins are vey useful but not if you chop them off and rub
them on your face. That's silly. Wrinkles are nasty, but rubbing a
bit of dead skin on them is not going to make them go away. Anybody can
see that. Can't they?
No, they can't. Stupid women are clamming
for a cream with babies' cells in it. Taken from tiny penises. I've seen
a few tiny penises in my time. Some with, some without, all perfectly
lovely in their way. Sweet yes - the fount of eternal youth? No.
So
why is Oprah Winfrey apparently championing a cream that contains bits
of them? Rod Liddle in the Sunday Times says she is, and a whole lot of
Canadians were picketing her show in protest. Rod likes a laugh. I'm
sure he finds little dicks funny,
But something tells me he is not joking about this, though God knows I wish he was.
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