Johnny Depp's gone blond! So it's not Syria, or the debt crisis, but it's a tragedy all the same! In a world of turmoil and upheaval one constant remained - Johnny Depp was drop dead gorgeous.
Prime ministers could mess it up. Presidents take us to the brink of disaster but there was always Johnny, forever beautiful to feast our eyes on. Now he has been on the peroxide like a cheap tart on Tyneside and my heart is broken.
Is there no constancy in this firmamenr? No lode star to guide our way? We look to Mr Depp for permanence in a wobbly world, because he is and always has been, buff. Winds could blow, bubbles burst, but Johnny, like good chocolate, would always feed our fantasy.
Disappointed comes no where near. Update your look if you have to Johnny - really there's no need, we love you as you are - but blond! For our Geronimo? It doesn't work Johnnie. Stay blond if you must, though it fills our souls with sadness, but if you have one shred of affection for the many who weep, change it back, there's a good lad.
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