Monday 10 February 2014

Beware Exploding Fatties


Fatties beware! All those tall tales your mum told you about going off with a bang if you stuff your face turn out to be true! A 58-year-old woman in China exploded after eating too much.
Gas in her gut set fire to a theatre where she was having an operation to sort out her swollen stomach. She'd been bingeing and boozing for Chinese New Year.
Pity the poor surgeon leaning over her at the time. Singed his eyebrows, probably. Makes you think. All those barrels of lard rolling around could turn out to be bombs, primed to go off with just one more burger.
All the stuff about obesity causing diabetes, heart disease and cancer bothered the biggies not a jot. But errant gas setting off a fire-storm? That'll have them wobbling to weight-watchers. Get the water buckets ready.

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