Saturday 18 September 2010

Eternal Youth in a Tub

Eat ice cream and stay young - just who's pulling whose tiddler here? And the science seems so solid! Well, that's alright then, we can all scoff tubloads of the stuff in the doo-lally belief that we will all be eternal teenagers.

Unilever is working with scientists in the sunshine state of California, land of botox bimbos, to bring us the technology. It's all based on anti-oxidants. Supposed to help slow down the ageing process. They are everywhere, especially in fresh fruit and veg.

That doesn't float the boat for some. They'd rather have their creamy complexion from a plastic tub. Stuff your face or slap it on, it's all the same to them. The bad news is that the ice-cream will be at least five years in the making. Maybe by then we will all have come to our senses. Doubt it.

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