Come to the end of the rope, we really have. We've stuffed jelly in our chests, poison in our faces, needles in our lips and ripped out every hair. Now they tell us to have fat injected into our bums. "it's attractive to men" says a top plastic surgeon. He'll hide the scar in " the grand canyon" Ouch! So that's alright then.
Enough! What about the sloppy, hairy, ugly men out there? What are they doing for US? Guys, time to sort those moobs, fat is bad and wrinkly worse. Lipo that paunch and those love handles - we don't need something to get hold of. Not true, we do and yes, size does count. We'd like hair on the head. No shoulders, ears or, God help us, noses. Apart from all that, we're not fussy.
Seems these days it's the ladies who do all the running. Boys sit back and bask , convinced every babe is gagging for it, despite the beer guts and builders' bum. And as long as we listen to megga-rich plastic surgeons telling us to model ourselves on sex-shop dolls they might well be right.
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