Sting's dad used to deliver my milk. Bit of shared history there, coming from the same part of the world as we do. So as one Geordie to another I say: " Shut up about your sex life bonny lad."
Latest is he's telling in posh mag Harpers bizarre, sorry Bazaar, how he and Trudie like to dress up. There's pics of them kissing and looking smug. Must they? Last we heard they were into tantric sex, with the wits saying it was like waiting for a plumber - you stay in all day and nobody comes. Or as Jimmy Carr remarked: " Imagine how long he could keep it up if she was a looker."
See? It's not nice. Set yourself up nicely for that one Gordon lad, should have seen it coming. Took your eye off the ball. At 59, what you do with your wife is your own business. Keep it to yourself pet, like your mam used to say.
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