Posh people are worrying over which cocktails Kate will down to get hammered at her hen-do. Will it be a rumshack punch or a porn star martini? Vodka or champagne? Are they serious? She won't be strutting the West End in fancy dress! Policewoman Pamela Stephenson will not be sozzled at her side. No Diana dazzle-razzle! Shenanigans will be in very short supply.
Well, has anyone seen Kate bladdered on Facebook? Sticking her tongue out at the camera? No, thought not. Sarah Ferguson was once pictured poking someone's bum with a brolly. Suffice to say, her stay with the Royals was brief. Kate is cut from classier cloth. Beautiful, demure and - dare one whisper it? - perhaps ever so slightly, only a tiny bit, boring? People said plenty, but no one ever said that of Diana or Fergie. Come on Kate, have a porny martini and let's make a princess out of you!
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