Buns, chocolate - what else is Belgium famous for? A dapper little detective and oh yes, red-hot, raunchy sex. Steaming with it, they are. Men in Brussels can't wait to get their sprouts away. It's a race to the bedroom every night. We all know it's true. Just one look at the Belgians and we all shout "Wey, hey Walloon!" and dive right in.
We know they are at it like rabbits - after all it's the home of the Flemish Giant, huge, furry and totally up for it. So why are the wives protesting, "non, non, non'? That's none in any language. The reason? The girls are so fed up with their dozy men that they are saying:"No sex - we're Belgian!" They want an end to the rows between the Flemish and Walloons that have put a stop to their government since May last year.
Did anybody notice? Senator Marleen Temmerman says women should hold out until the guys behave. It worked in Kenya in 2009. A sex-strike there had the men caving in within a week and stable government was restored. That's Africa for you. It sizzles. Belgians are more likely to settle for a nice steaming cup of hot chocolate. More bun on the plate than in the oven.
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