"It's in his kiss!" as the old song says, and looking at the newly-weds it hits you like a hammer. Kate Moss may be onto a winner but poor Princess Charlene definitely isn't. Should've made that break girl! To be fair, Prince Albert of Monaco must have thought he was kissing an ironing board except that she lacked the heat, but nobody watching would give the nuptials five minutes.
What was that all about? Talk of seizing her passport so she couldn't leg it somehow rings true. Swimmer Charlene is out of her depth here, all the money in Monaco won't make up for this sham of a do.
Kate almost swallowed Jamie Hince. Apparently he had a fag in his other hand. How classy is that? Still, it looked like passion. Kate's fond of the old smoke herself, so ashtray breath clearly isn't a deal-breaker. Good luck to them, can't help but wish them all every chance of happiness but sometimes you do wonder.
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