It's so bad it"s got to be great. Can't wait to see Gordon Ramsay's new film Love"s Kitchen. It took the princely sum of £121 nationwide on its opening weekend. Bravo Gordon! Complete crappiness taken to such new depths deserves respect.
Look at Avatar. It took only a billion pounds a day for the first 17 days. That's 17 billion quid in just over a fortnight. Granted that was worldwide, but I don't see the Chinese clamouring for Gordon"s shonky little number any time soon.
Love's Kitchen is a rom-com starring Simon Callow with a cameo by the wrinkly one himself. It's "cack-handed, cloth-eared and painful to watch," says one critic. Great, that's me hooked. Makes your toes curl and your teeth ring. Even your eyebrows will ache. It's that bad apparently. Just the job.
Never mind Gordon. You'll make top of the worst ever list. So smile and wave. That way, you might just save this particular dog's breakfast from hitting the bin yet.
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