Wednesday 2 June 2010

balding, ballerina pizza fairy

So, is there anyone who doesn't like pizza? No? Thought not. They seem to fly off the shelves. Yet Goodfellas is struggling. Not through any fault of ours. They go down well in this sleepy hollow.
The admen have had their thinking caps on and come up with a stroke of genius - a fat, balding Italian waiter dressed in a tutu with a wand, wings and fairy dust. Magic! YES boys, that'll do it! We'll all rush to the shops now because, obviously, they're the best. If Fairy Godfather says so, why argue?
Bound to be just as irritating as the Go Compare guy, singing his heart out and making ladies swoon. Can't for the life of me see why. He's no Johnnie Depp is he?
Maybe they are hoping for another meerkat bullseye. We love that one. A furry face with a funny accent does it every time. They ought to take a look at Creature Comforts on You Tube. Makes us laugh and we might even buy more pizza - not that the freezer isn't bursting at the seams as it is. Regretfully we'll pass on the balding blokes though, despite the fabulous frock.

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