Somebody is pulling somebody's tiddler! Having them on. Have you seen that brand of summer footwear we are all supposed to go bonkers over? It goes against principle to mention names but they are the fuggliest things since Crocs and yet they are flying off the shelves.
Famed to be good for the perineum. Nobody knows what that is until childbirth when it comes into pretty sharp focus. Literally. The sales speak claims they are also good for legs and bum. What are we saying here? " My backside looks like a deployed airbag and my legs are doubling up as fence posts - must have those shoes!" Apparently they feel like walking on marshmallow, so the muscles have to work to keep the body balanced. If you believe that you'll believe I won Miss World.
With their barge-shaped soles they look like the type of thing Africans used to make out of old tyres. Probably still do. At more than £30 a pair no African will be splashing out on these that's for sure.
Devotees say they are comfy. Like thongs were you mean? People will say anything for fashion but they can never claim these are flattering.
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