Romeo has lost the plot! Romance is dead and the girls are broken-hearted. Panda eyes rule! The latest news - Italians are no longer the hottest lovers. That's like saying chocolate is evil or Christmas has been cancelled.
The Latins were always the best, with their soulful brown eyes and tight, white jeans. Not to my taste, a well-rounded Geordie lass keen on strong men rather than kitten-hipped Casanovas but that's just me.
Now a poll by an Italian magazine of 1,000 foreign women has found that 79% find Italian men humourless, grumpy and too close to their mothers. Phew that's telling them! Even the home birds are finding fault, with a medical conference in Rome discovering that six out pf ten Italian women are dissatisfied with their love lives.
Oh dear - time to hear it from the boys? Timeless Sophia Loren apart, it's a push to stay bella on pasta and pizza. Any lover will wilt when faced with the flab. Do the ladies need to see if they measure up too?
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