Ban the mini-skirt! It's indecent. Not the burkha brigade this time but - guess who - the Italians! Didn't see that one coming. Are the Latins losing their mojo? Such a shame for the ladies if that's so. A girl didn't have to be a looker to get a glance from a doe-eyed Romeo. Runs in their blood like olive oil.
But Mayor of Castellammare di Stabia, Mr Luigi Bobbio has ruled against. No mini skirts, cleavage or low jeans are allowed. Is he a man?
Of course if your legs could support the Colosseum maybe it's time for a maxi. And nobody likes stuff spilling out all over the place. That's just not nice. But Italian women are some of the most beautiful in the world. Who wants to hide that away?
Mr Bobbio says he's had to be drastic because: "On the first day of summer people walk around as though they were on the beach. It's something that no civilised city could tolerate." Could be wrong but I bet he's on his own there. The girls certainly think so, they've been getting their legs out anyway and saying: " Now fine us all!"
Come the first day of Spring all will be forgiven and forgotten. Otherwise sadly, those gorgeous Italian guys can kiss their romantic reputation goodbye.
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