Good Lord! Pass the smelling salts Vicar, the old girl's out cold!
Fainted clean away at the sight of a naughty nude! Bum and boobs in
parish rooms, whatever next? The Sun with the newsheet? They'll be
flocking in the aisles.
The mystery is - how did a naked lady get
into the Rev's power point presentation in the first place? Such tedious
affairs, they rarely tickle anyone's fancy. Not in St Mark's in
Harrogate. The Rev Daniel Watts spiced the show up no end with his
surprise shot of a full frontal.
Panic broke out in the pews, said
one shocked parishioner. The Rev is blaming, "technical errors."' As
the call girl said to the judge : " He would, wouldn't he?" Just like
the vicar I once heard tell a bride on a hot day : "How clever of you to
go topless!" He meant strapless. Bless him.
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