Guess who they are calling Mr Mandelweasel? That's Business Secretary Lord Mandelson to you and me but I prefer his new title - seems to suit him. Just a slip up on someone's part, but the truth will out.
Mandy says he's not bothered, reckons he's been called worse in the past. Now that's a fact. Weasels are "beyond his remit" says his press man, but take one , hard look at the guy, those tiny, sharp little eyes and pointed features. Close? Could be brothers.
His pal Blair is back too, looking orange. Hotfooted it up to County Durham to share a pint and get the lads on side for Gordon. Never mind he can't stand the man and we all know it. Geordies are so clearly God's own folk but what a blind spot they've got for Blair. It's like taking a pretty lass home and waking up next to a troll. The beer blurs the vision. That's why they call it lunatics'broth.
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