Whiff of the dumped boyfriend about Gordon Brown. It's belatedly dawned on him that he's had it. We don't find him sexy. So he is showering us with chocolates and flowers. Or websites. The PM has decided he needs something cool to make us love him. We will all have a web page within four years. Oh Gordon, you are so HOT!
Imagine. Mum-in-law who cannot, ever, remember how to switch on her mobile, will have a web page so she can sort out her passport, driving licence and benefits. Everything she ever dreamed of, thanks to gorgeous Gordon. How thrilling!
We can trust Gordon with all of our secrets can't we? He would never reveal our deepest desires to anyone! No, he'll just leave the lot on a train for anyone to find. The scales have fallen, Gordon. We see you as you are - and it's not a pretty sight. No amount of loving us up will make you look good. We've deleted you as a friend - bye!
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