Covent Garden - great place, shame about the snogging! They've rigged up a bit of mistletoe that lights up when couples kiss. How lovely for them. Trouble is, I don't want to watch anyone eating face. That's not fun. Sticky slobber, triple yuk. Slight pause for upchuck.
Who wants to watch other people kissing? Some of them are staying there for ever, so we can all judge their amazing technique. Made me think of good kisses, just to take the taste away, kind of thing.
Best kiss? Gentle, slightly lingering, but completely unexpected. Stopped me dead. Could not think. Head exploded and the guy was delighted. Blasted every neural pathway like a Hadron Collider! Awesome is not the word - but it's near enough.
Point is, it was brief. A promise of things to come, not a tonsil tickle. Each to his own, all that gnawing might work for some, but there are major life moments that do it for you every time you think of them, days, even years later. Can't teach a person that, no matter how detailed the demonstration.
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