Really, really want to slag off Ant and Dec. They're young, hugely successful and pretty. Should be sitting ducks. Just can't. Today they say they are taking a pay cut because everyone else is and times are hard. Run that past again! Never mind that the cut is from £6m a year to £5m it's the pay CUT bit you remember. Be good to say they are two minute wonders but they've been in the business 23 years and they are still only 34.
Geordie accent? I can do that for a fraction of the price. But that's it really. Everyone always reckons they can do your job better than you can. TV presenting. It's a lark. Just need to hark back to excruciating Brits awards with Sam Fox to see what a total bin bag she made of it. Is that on You Tube? It ought to be.
And the lads say they just take their share of successful shows, they work for ITV and don't cost the licence payer. Hear that Gordon? What would he give for a slice of their charm? Can't buy it old son. Won me over.
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