In the world of the weird and wonderful there is always room for one more. Take university registrar Karl Woodgett. He's been done for handing out fake degrees at the University of Bath. He wanted to reward his lady friends for taking part in his pain management study. That's what he calls his prediliction for tanning backsides, preferably black ones.
That's an academic for you. Anyone else would have asked them nicely if they could see their way clear to leaning over the table while he went about them with a fish slice.
But Karl, 37, gave them degrees for their pains rather than a few quid and a box of sweeties. He liked to film himself spanking them. Time was when a spanking meant a lack of educational interest, not the opposite. Each to his own. Makes you wonder what the women were qualified in - or perhaps that's one best left to the imagination. Which boggles, does it not?
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