Does anyone ever buy those sofas they put in the sales? The ones with vomit patterned cushions and yellow leatherette? Ads show some woman in pyjamas lounging on a corner unit. Does anyone ever get one of those ? In red? Clearly not, because they are still trying to sell them. Running out of time to buy too, so they say. Always just a few days left, so hurry and don't pay a penny for two years.
The thing won't last two years. Soon as you pay for it it's time to get a new one. With a weird bell end. The corner units always have this round bit at the end that has no back or sides so no one can sit on it. What's it for? Our second-hand sofa cost £50 and everyone fights over it because it's got wings to support your head while sleeping. Looks like the ones in the staring window at the old folk's home but ever tried kipping on the end of a corner unit? Exactly!
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