There's a mad old bat stalking Hampstead Heath. She's after shoes, and daft - or terrified - people are handing them over. Walking home in their socks. In this weather. Some marbles missing here?
Actually Angela Humphrey, 80, is not bonkers. She only approaches the famous and then auctions their footwear for a children's charity called Small steps. All fine and dandy, so that's a relief.
Except who would want Liam Gallagher's sweaty trainer ? Nice guy and all that, but shoes? There must be other stuff. The heath being a happy hunting ground for all types there's a fair bit of hastily dumped kit about. Some of it celebrity, bound to be. Not all worth hard cash though
Still, if it needs to be in pristine condition I'd say go for a scarf. Think about it. it would still SMELL of the famous neck. Expensive aftershave or perfume. How sexy is that? I'd happily fork out a fortune for either Clooney or Depp's. Even Pattinson's, though that"s a bit cougarish. Anyway, you could wear it or just sniff it. Know what I'd do - but I wouldn't be doing it to Liam's trainers.
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