Monday 8 November 2010

Sam or Vivienne at the Brits?

So they plan to slick up the Brits! What a shame, it just won't be the same. Remember when Sam Fox and Mick Fleetwood made such a shambles of it in 1989? Still reckon that was my top telly disaster. It was all just so, so wrong. Everything.

They forgot the names, ignored the cues, said all the wrong things and it was BRILLIANT. Sam was never better. Forget page three, this was her finest hour. She said afterwards that there was a daft bint in the crowd shouting abuse at her the whole time and she had to step off stage to throttle her. Go girl!

We missed that bit - but the rest more than made up for it. Now they want to make it all polished and professional, with a Vivienne Westwood designed award and class acts. Big mistake. It's boring when the smoothies get it right - it's when the stuff hits the fan that we prick up our ears. We love train-crash telly! So don't spoil it.

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